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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一个侏儒问图书管理员:“这里有关于歧视侏儒的书籍吗?”
“有,”管理员说。“在书架最上格。”

2、我:喂,110吗?我要报案!
Pol.ice:你好!什么情况?
我:人不见了!
Pol.ice:谁?
我:前几天那些说考虑考虑的客户,现在都过去好几天了!都没见到人、估计失踪了。
Pol.ice:!$#$$%#$^

3、“有多少情侣是因为家人不同意,而被拆散?”
“我和我嫂子就是其中一对。”

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